I Fucked up my blog ,I think I shall start a new one and I shall name this one the fucked up blog.

Thank you Lord of the Blogs, I received my password .

WHHHHHo changed the thing


Jack said its called an interface. So WHO CHANGED THE INTERFACE

LOL the lady on 'Inside edition" just said Courtney Cock...


The electricity company made us play Amish peoples on Friday. Which I didn't think was very nice on account of the fact that when I got back from shopping with Jade as we approached the front door it became apparent we where being force into a powerless Amish world until I gave them money not to play anymore ...Which after realising that we couldn't even make cup noodles in a real Amish world ..was taken care of quite swiftly and 4 hours later the game was over ...But not before I joined all the extention cords together and ran them out the kitchen window to the house electricty supply and then plugged it into the largest powerboard we had
That gave us the ablity to play the sims and watch tv at the same time, but we could not make cup noodles unless we gave up the TV or the Sims ...the Sims won.

I guess we weren't really cut out to be Amish as we cheated and the electrify man looked disappointed when he turned the power back on

sway me more


ohhh that reminds me do you remember the taste of Perkins Paste.

I found a site on glue eaters too but it look like it hasn't been updated for awhile, May they all died from consitpation


Ohhhhhhhhh and Black and white TV saturday evenings ( i Think it was Saturdays)
watching the black and white minstrel show

Shit shit bloody hell .

No where on this god dam lolly candy wrapper does it say SOUR EXTREMELY EYE WATERING SPIT IT ON THE FLOOR SOUR...it just says a nice plain "wicked fizz..fizz orange chews"

what a cruel thing to do to someone

jade won't go for a walk with me . She says "You just don't go for walks in the middle of the day" ..
Why? I ask!

why does Jade change the channel every two minutes .

Its very bloody annoying

Perhaps that's why she has taken a year off Uni ..just so she can change the channel all the time and drive me nut.

Voodoo Worship


Today my Voodoo dolls went to Worship the evil Tupperware Magnet Gods

Where are all the free Voodoo spells Gone?



I need one for Broken Bones Betty]

AGHHHHHHHHH There's a
Head

Well Not really a head yet , more like a circle with wooly hair and paper eyes and a paper mouth, and a piece of fabric wrapped around her head.

Notice the eyes are cut from the Agenda of an ebay meeting . and the mouth is a 4 and 20 pie bag that i used to carry lavender home in when I was raiding the neighbour hoods lavender plants.